Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
zippers are such a cool invention
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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