im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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