you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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