Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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