can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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