i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
