You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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