he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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