They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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