FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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