i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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