It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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