maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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