Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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