1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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