toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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