I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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