let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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