At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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