Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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