How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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