her vagine was all disorganized.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Randomize
