There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
we have pet lesbian snakes
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
it's like iHOP with fire
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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