nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
The struggles of a small town man whore
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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