it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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