HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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