Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
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