physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
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i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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