He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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