i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Everything about him screamed your future.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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