dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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