I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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