He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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