yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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