Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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