I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
i drank out of a bidet.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
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