I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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