Duck Duck Cougar?
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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