I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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