we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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