Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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