Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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