What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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