id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
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Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I just forgot I was standing up.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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