super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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