Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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