This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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