He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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