She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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