Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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