Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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