Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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