She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
the liver wants what the liver wants
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize
