I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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